From the cold dark waters of the North Atlantic comes
Lobster Boy!
Mystery of the Deep!
At least that's what they used to say...

Now the bitter host of his own burlesque sideshow, Lobster Boy drags his gang of misfits and mistresses to the stage for your horrifying amusement.
With a cigar in one claw and a bottle of bourbon in the other, Lobster Boy brings you the strangest vaudeville and burlesque Washington, D.C. has to offer.